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Here are some tips to make your life better!
1. If you ever choke on an ice cube, fear not! Drink boiling water. The cube will melt and in the process, removing the choke.
2. If you ever get into arguments about leaving the toilet seat up... use the goddamn sink!
3. If you have high blood pressure, cut your wrists and let yourself bleed for an hour or so. The blood pressure should be stabilized.
4. If you are suffering from a nagging cough, consume a huge dosage of laxative. You will be afraid to cough further.
5. If you are suffering from taking too much laxative, avoid clogging up your toilet... use the neighbourhood playground that noisy kids play in.
p/s I ripped the above off but so what?
PP.S I ripped the above off the person who ripped it off too... he didnt care, so why shld I.. LOL |
posted by Lawrence Yash Lee @ Wednesday, September 21, 2005   |
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